07 1 / 2013
- 1: You just sit there in riding, it's not a real sport.
- 2: You are so right, inertia and gravity just completely disappear when you get on a horse. So there are absolutely no external forces to act on a rider. No falling! No muscles required! And don't even get me started on the horse, they're obviously dumb animals who have no brain what so ever, so it's not like they can be stubborn or a have a will of their own. But they can read minds! So you don't even have to move, they just go where ever the fuck. Horses are basically just big dogs, it's not like they're prey animals or anything, so they don't get scared at anything! And guess what? They're instincts are exactly the same as ours! So equestrians don't have to re-train their minds to not scare a horse. It must be so easy to ride, especially since horses are so gentle and fun loving. 1200 pounds of little fury kitten. How could it possibly be hard?
